Can't do it

I can't work.  I just can't. 

Am shattered and my brain has gone soft; I don't know my arse from my elbow.  I would like to, but it just isn't going to happen.

I am going to go downstairs and stare at the tv instead.  I am allowed a day off a week and guess today is it!  I didn't want to have a day off before going on holiday but my brain is fugged.  I shall listen to it and begger off and come back tomorrow hopefully properly refreshed and ready to go...

x J