Chaz... The Fish

Dear Reader

I have sad news to broach. Chaz The Fantail Goldfish, who has resided with myself and DB since we moved in together six years ago, is seriously ill. As we speak he lies listlessly at the bottom of his tank not eating or swimming. He has an infection in his swim bladder and is being medicated so hopefully he will be a-ok. Communal sigh of relief. Is hard though cause he is there, all alone, and you can't give him a wee cuddle. Poor chaz. I shall update on his progress don't you worry.


I emailed my sup yest as well to say I would be grateful for any info on the chapter before heading into the lions' den. He emailed back and said that he had that to look forward to reading instead of the Sunday paper... I feel baaaaaad 'cause I arranged for the meet to be at the back end of May which everyone who isn't a student knows is bank holiday. Scuppered all their plans didn't I. I hope this isn't reflected in my feedback... ;(

Just watched The Apprentice and am super sad that Raef went. Raef is the posh nuts. Why not Michael 'everything you thought about that advert that was good, I did', moron-head Sophocles? WHY? I don't like Claire either. At all. She has that horrible drone when she talks that women in business seem to affect to make themselves sound really serious when in fact they sound so DULL and condescending, and she wears stupid scarves that make her neck look sooooo butch, (I think she is hiding her monster-bolts), and she fights and scraps like a snappy, chippy bulldog.

Arg, DB has just come in talking about Maccy Dees. I am opposed to this place on all ethical, human, moral, economic, political, animal-welfare, environmental, and it-represents-all-that-is-evil-and-corrupt-on-this-earth, grounds. And yet sometimes, sometimes, it is alllllll I can think about. The cheeseburger. The fries. The shake. This my friends, is the power of their evil.

x J